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The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

Its true, Mayor Hazel is unstoppable!! Its even better that she made me so proud to be from Mississauga AND you almost always run into her around town!

OMG yes

  • Track Name

    Blunt The Knive [performed By The Dwarf Cast]

  • Album

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

  • Artist

    Howard Shore

(Bilbo: Can you not do that? You’ll blunt them!)

(Bofur: Oooh~! Do you hear that, lads? He says we’ll blunt the knives~!)

Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates -

Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
(So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!)

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